Saturday, September 1, 2007

Mr. Scrim Speaks



Mr. Scrim, accompanied by Jimmy Two Shoes held a press conference addressing Totem masturbating in the Vatican Middle School, and dealing drugs to The Pope.

We're only posting the awesome questions!

Q: Where is The Pope now?
A: Probably off looking at his hat somewhere.

Q: Why are you behind a garbage can?
A: Why are you in front of it?

Q: Why is Jimmy Two Shoes armed?
A: We're heightening security. Jimmy Two Shoes can now fuck shit up legally.

Q: Didn't he kill someone?
A: Like in self defense? Unmotivated? Like, for no reason? In self defense?

Q: Does the Pope do drugs?
A: Ehhh.